Candidate For Governor Smokes Weed In Campaign Ad

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Anne “Iron Lung” Armstrong: Write-in candidate for Rhode Island governor, former engineer, became a big time chiefa after contracting swine flu.

-Dewan Gibson

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Denzel Does Jay Z Impression, Might Be New Spokesman For Luster’s Pink Moisturizer

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Maybe it’s because Denzel’s been bald or fro’d in his recent movies, but it looks like he put a little DeBarge or Billy Dee Williams in his hair. Hey, it looks cool. Reminds me of how my pops used to throw a quick relaxer in his hair right before he went to the club.

-Dewan Gibson

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Newspaper Becomes First To Hate On Newborn Clinton

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Damn, so much hate for a newborn. At least let her get six-months-old, then she’s a free target. Well, according to the precedent Black Twitter set by talking about Blue Ivy’s hair.

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-Dewan Gibson

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Ambitious But Naive ATL Shawty Arrested For Claiming $94 Million Tax Refund

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The woman claimed she made $99 million in income, which somehow entitled her to a state refund of $94 million. Not even government subsidized oil companies that hire Republican lobbyists receive that kind cash. The best part: The numerous calls she made to The Man to inquire about the check’s status, and her joy when they told her to come pick it up. Hey, go big or go home. Well, go big and go to prison. From AJC:

A woman accused of filing a phony state tax return for $94 million was arrested when she attempted to claim her check at a Cobb County bank, Channel 2 Action News reported.

Brigitte Jackson was arrested and charged with attempted theft by taking and conspiracy to defraud the state, according to an investigator with the Georgia Department of Revenue…

Waites said investigators asked Jackson to come to a grocery store bank counter to pick up her $94 million refund check, and when she did, she was arrested.

-Dewan Gibson

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‘F**k It, I Quit’ Reporter On Snoop’s GGN News

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If Big Snoop Dogg actually does goes to Alaska to support Charlo Green’s movement, he’ll be there doing more than just a show.

-Dewan Gibson

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Michael Jordan Double-Fisting Cigars, Like A Boss

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Michael Jordan at the Ryder Cup, looking like an athletic member of the Corleone family. Well, at least he didn’t break this getup out again:

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-Dewan Gibson

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It’s Fun To Have Your Kids Battle For Your Attention

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Nile could have overpowered Ca$$ius with his brute strength–I know because he’s done it to me–but I think he’s saving the serious throw-down for that lil’ jabroni at Barnes & Noble who took his train last night.

-Dewan Gibson

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Bong Bong: RZA Issues Statement On The Environment

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Good message. As RZA said in ’97, “Yo Shorty, you don’t even gotta go to summer school. Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD And you’ll get all the education you need this year.” (Note: I took that advice to heart the following school year and almost flunked out of my first year of college.)

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-Dewan Gibson

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Call Police If You See A Tall Brotha Sucking A Pacifier

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Man, sucking on a pacifier is one thing, but having it strapped around your neck so you don’t lose it while jacking cars is Loc Dog come to life.

“Oklahoma City cops are hunting a so-called “Binky Bandit” who was caught on camera sucking on a pacifier like a little baby just moments before he jacked a car.

The man allegedly pulled a gun on his victim and demanded his wallet and car keys after approaching him in a Circle L convenience store’s parking lot at 8 p.m. Friday night. He then sped off. But, seconds before he committed the crime, surveillance images show him chewing the pacifier.” (NYDN)

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-Dewan Gibson

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Fox News: Eric Holder Ran DOJ ‘Like Black Panthers Would’

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Attorney General Eric Holder resigned today, possibly to play Grandpa Huxtable in a remake of The Cosby Show, or simply due to fatigue and a precedent that dictates almost all presidential administration members leave before their boss has served a full two terms. Andrea Tantaros, a panelist at Fox News, reflected on his tenure by saying Holder ran the Department of Justice “like the Black Panthers would.” A comparison made because: 1) Holder’s black; 2) Holder’s black; 3) The panelist knows she can’t get away with calling him the N-word with the played out “er” ending, though a woman can dream. (Talking Points Memo)

-Dewan Gibson

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