Video: Police Taser 62-Year-Old In Her Back, Just Because

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Remember: Never turn your back to a wild animal, or a feral policeman. Both are extremely untrustworthy and violent.  The assault begins at the 2:32 mark. From Talking Points Memo:

“A Tallahassee police officer tased a 62-year old African-American woman in the back while she was walking away from him.

The incident, which was caught on tape, has resulted in an internal investigation and the officer being put on leave. It happened while police were responding to calls about drug deals on Tuesday evening.

In the video, Mahan is seen walking past two police cars toward the woman, Viola Young. Young turns around and Mahan pulls out his stun gun and shoots at Young’s back. Young falls down straight onto the ground.

A released police report said that Mahan said Young and another man were yelling at officers. When Mahan told people to step back, the man complied, according to the report, but Young did not.”

-Dewan Gibson

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Kevin Durant Can’t Withstand Pressure Of Lil B’s Curse

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According to Miss Cleo and others connected to the spiritual world, it’s not a curse until the victim believes it is. So now you ‘don really messed up, KD.

-Dewan Gibson

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Woman Makes Mistake Of Not Recognizing Floyd Mayweather

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This is part of what it means to be a small guy boxer: No matter your status in the sport, or the millions you make, there are a lot of people who won’t recognize you because you’re pocket-sized. You don’t necessarily look like a fighter. You look like one of those short, hip guys at the club who does excessive body rolling when dancing with chicks. At least Floyd controlled his temper this time, let’s just say he’s been known to be all for gender equality when it comes to assault.

-Dewan Gibson

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Candidate For Governor Smokes Weed In Campaign Ad

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Anne “Iron Lung” Armstrong: Write-in candidate for Rhode Island governor, former engineer, became a big time chiefa after contracting swine flu.

-Dewan Gibson

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Denzel Does Jay Z Impression, Might Be New Spokesman For Luster’s Pink Moisturizer

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Maybe it’s because Denzel’s been bald or fro’d in his recent movies, but it looks like he put a little DeBarge or Billy Dee Williams in his hair. Hey, it looks cool. Reminds me of how my pops used to throw a quick relaxer in his hair right before he went to the club.

-Dewan Gibson

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Newspaper Becomes First To Hate On Newborn Clinton

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Damn, so much hate for a newborn. At least let her get six-months-old, then she’s a free target. Well, according to the precedent Black Twitter set by talking about Blue Ivy’s hair.

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-Dewan Gibson

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Ambitious But Naive ATL Shawty Arrested For Claiming $94 Million Tax Refund

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The woman claimed she made $99 million in income, which somehow entitled her to a state refund of $94 million. Not even government subsidized oil companies that hire Republican lobbyists receive that kind cash. The best part: The numerous calls she made to The Man to inquire about the check’s status, and her joy when they told her to come pick it up. Hey, go big or go home. Well, go big and go to prison. From AJC:

A woman accused of filing a phony state tax return for $94 million was arrested when she attempted to claim her check at a Cobb County bank, Channel 2 Action News reported.

Brigitte Jackson was arrested and charged with attempted theft by taking and conspiracy to defraud the state, according to an investigator with the Georgia Department of Revenue…

Waites said investigators asked Jackson to come to a grocery store bank counter to pick up her $94 million refund check, and when she did, she was arrested.

-Dewan Gibson

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‘F**k It, I Quit’ Reporter On Snoop’s GGN News

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If Big Snoop Dogg actually does goes to Alaska to support Charlo Green’s movement, he’ll be there doing more than just a show.

-Dewan Gibson

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Michael Jordan Double-Fisting Cigars, Like A Boss

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Michael Jordan at the Ryder Cup, looking like an athletic member of the Corleone family. Well, at least he didn’t break this getup out again:

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-Dewan Gibson

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It’s Fun To Have Your Kids Battle For Your Attention

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Nile could have overpowered Ca$$ius with his brute strength–I know because he’s done it to me–but I think he’s saving the serious throw-down for that lil’ jabroni at Barnes & Noble who took his train last night.

-Dewan Gibson

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