Courtside Video Of Kobe Dropping An Angry N-Bomb

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Damn, Kobe said that like a true Italian. I’m surprised he didn’t call him a “fu**in mooley.”

My dude Kobe letting Dwight Howard know what we all think of him #soft #listencarefully cc: @kobebryant @dwighthoward

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RZA Freestyles About Some Wu-Tang Speaker He’s Selling

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Apparently the speaker comes preloaded with eight tracks from Wu-Tang’s new album. I’ll stop by Zumiez this weekend to see if I can instantly listen to the tracks on the speaker, or if I have to wait until the album comes out. If I can listen right away I’ll definitely buy it. And of course return it a week later because these days $79.95 is like the equivalent of 10 hours of work for me.

Post by RZA.

-Dewan Gibson

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T-Pain Sings Live Without AutoTune, Has Voice Of Extra Black Jesus

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NPR put our tax dollars to good use and invited T-Pain, aka Mr. Teddy Bend-her-ass, to sing live on their “Tiny Desk” concert series. Man, I haven’t heard a voice like this since those boys sang “Fair Eastside High” in their high school bathroom.

-Dewan Gibson

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Man Arrested On Weed Charges Claims To Be Denzel

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Even though he’s 38 years younger and looks nothing like Denzel Washington, you have to try any and everything when you’re busted while on probation. Dude should have said John Legend on account of his hairline. From Daily News Journal:

A 21-year-old man was arrested after he told police he was Denzel Washington after marijuana was found at an apartment he was at late Monday night…

Additional officers were called to the scene and performed a sweep of the apartment. They found several bags of marijuana outside an open bedroom window with a missing screen, the report said.

Officers identified all people in the apartment, except for Justin Lee Seay, 21, of Memphis who told police he was Washington, the Academy Award-winning actor.

Police later identified Seay and arrested him on charges of felony drug possession, criminal impersonation and violation of probation.

-Dewan Gibson

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DJ Premier & Twerking Meteorologist On GGN News

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Snoop and Premier discuss old times and future plans, but a thunderclapping “meteorologist” steals the show. Again.

-Dewan Gibson

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Tens Of FEMEN Activists Run Topless From Police In Paris

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This is like the activist version of those undie runs that take place at various universities, which considering the cost of higher education are the only reason to go to college. Fast forward to the 0:05 mark for a prime example of police ineptitude.

-Dewan Gibson

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Possible Whooty Arrested For Stealing Deep Throat Desensitizing Spray

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I think I’ve see her on Byron Crawford’s Secret Searchlights or an episode of Wild Teens That Maury Wants To Smash. FromThe Smoking Gun:

This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.

Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege.

Mall security subsequently detained Farmer and handcuffed the teenager when she fought with them and tried to flee.

-Dewan Gibson

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Probably The Most Delicious Recipe Since Tossed Salad

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If this continues I might have a career change and become a TV chef who goes on to open up sorry, overpriced restaurants in popular tourist destinations throughout the country.

It’s like 80 outside, but I made tomato chicken carcass soup for lunch. Boil a devoured whole chicken (remove gristle if serving whites or Lightskins), add water, roma tomatoes, mushrooms, avocado, and onions. Feed it to the family for five days straight.

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Grown Ass Man Teaches Drunk Clippers Fan A Lesson

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According to the fan who uploaded the video, the bro in the checkered shirt was drunk and showing off his ass crack. The cool L.A.  dad with the Simon Cowell shirt got fed up and clocked the guy in the dome a few times. (Deadspin)

-Dewan Gibson

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The Trailer Park Boys On Snoop’s GGN News

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I had never heard of the Trailer Park Boys, figured the guy in the glasses was really short bus, and don’t really dig when comedians stay in character (i.e. Colbert), but their humor goes well with Snoop’s shtick.

-Dewan Gibson

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