I Counted At Least 177 Twerk Gyrations In Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anacondo’ Video

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Plus there’s a tossed salad reference…bonus points! This is probably the most eagerly anticipated video since Kim K did that instructional film with The Great Willie “Ray J” Norwood Jr.

-Dewan Gibson

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Jermaine Jackson Tells Family Stories, Sports Shoe Polish Line-Up On Snoop’s GGN News

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Jermaine Jackson, father of Jermajesty and others, explains what made The Jackson 5 great, as a surprisingly lucid Snoop Dogg-Lion pays his respect to Joe Jackson, family patriarch and father of the swift backhand slap.

The interview gets deep at the fifteen minute mark: Michael’s death, molestation charges, and Jermaine’s “real nigga moment.” Miss you, Michael. Oh yeah, Jermaine Jackson is now Jermaine Jacksun. He changed his name just because he damn well can.

-Dewan Gibson

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Korean Bar Bans Black Folks, Supposedly Due To Ebola

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Just two things in response to this sign, both based on my experience with Koreans: 1) I bet this bar plays hip-hop; 2) Korean women will have this ban overturned.

By the way, I found this story on some conservative meth-head site. Be sure to have a look at the comments…Man, shay-whitey here at home is upset, apparently they have been since 1863: Media Equalizer.

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-Dewan Gibson

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Ferguson: Fox News Reporter Cursed Out By Protester, Can’t Find Words To Respond

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The reporter stood about 6-foot-4 when he referred to the protests as child’s play, he shrank about a foot when the DMX-esque protester called his ass out.

-Dewan Gibson

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Naked Man Tackled On Field During MLB Game, May Have Suffered Ball Damage

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My dream of doing this died when I turned 18 (not trying to go to jail naked and end up getting my chute taken), but I’ll always admire the courage of others who have little regard for the pain that comes with a carpet burn on deez nutz. (Deadspin)

-Dewan Gibson

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Trinidad James Makes Better Music Since Going Broke

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Trinidad James lost his recording contract and tweeted that he was broke so any collaborations would be paid with a thank you and possible request for a ride to the pawn shop. He’s released three songs since, all of which sound pretty good by the Atlanta-guys-who-can’t-really-rap standard, which is what’s popular today.

Rick James-esque cover art below:

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-Dewan Gibson

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Rapper Uses Instructional Video Stars To Promote Album

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Rhonda Shear USA Up All Night version below, Skinemax version at the bottom of the page.

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Fox News Doctor: Michelle Obama Is Two-Faced, Needs To Lose Weight, Dislikes America

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I psychoanalyzed this psychiatrist and found that he has a deep-seated problem with having black folks in the White House. Needs to “drop a few”? Man, the First Lady’s cut-up and well-built like Tara Thorton from True Blood. From Politico:

Ablow’s criticisms of Obama’s weight drew backlash Tuesday, after Ablow, who is a member of Fox News’ “Medical A-Team,” said on “Outnumbered” that the first lady needed to “drop a few” pounds. The first lady has been known for her initiative “Let’s Move!” that works toward ending childhood obesity.

“I’m not taking food advice from an American who dislikes America, who in many photographs during her tenure as first lady is obviously not fit, and who has a record of saying things that show that she’s two-faced,” Ablow said Wednesday. “This should be obvious; I don’t know why it isn’t.”

-Dewan Gibson

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Raekwon’s Throwback #9: ‘Yearning For Your Love’

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Not my favorite of the series; the sample’s a lot more recognizable than the others, but it’ll do.

-Dewan Gibson

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My Three-Year-Old Trying To Do The Butterfly, I Guess

He could probably get suspended from preschool for dancing like this if a little girl is near, but 1) He doesn’t go to preschool because we can’t afford it; 2) He’s only kind of black so The Man would let him off with a warning.

-Dewan Gibson

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