Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Politics
American presidents are generally charismatic people with powerful loins, which is why it doesn’t surprise me that the photographer who snapped these shots, Lisa Jack, met Barack Obama in a club with two women on his lap. Some would suggest the women were burqa-wearing members of Hamas, but I imagine they looked like Lisa and Wendy from Prince’s band, The Revolution.
Jack took the photos while an aspiring photographer at Occidental College, where President Obama spent a couple years before transferring to Columbia and joining the Illuminati, as Youtube videos with eerie background music suggest. Jack, who later became a psychologist (see kids, your dreams won’t come true), kept the negatives and didn’t release them until Obama was elected.
In 2009 they were published in Time magazine and shown at a fancy Hollywood gallery. So in some weird way her dreams did come true. And that is what change looks like.
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