Facebook Stalker Alert: Man in Spandex Tank Top
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
A friend mentioned some guy in Spandex was trying to hit on her via Facebook. I didn’t believe her so I asked her to send his username, and voila! There he is, wearing a goddamn Spandex tank top. Problem number 1: Men should wear tank tops sparingly, maybe during a basketball game or when vacationing abroad cus amazingly that shits permitted in a few countries outside the US. But it should definitely not be worn in a Facebook default pic by a guy who looks like he should be singing lead in an O’Jays tribute band. Problem number 2: When tank top is worn, said tank top should only be made from cotton, not leather, Spandex or any combination of that sort. Problem number 3: Unless you are playing stick ball in the barrio never, ever wear a tight ass choker chain with a tank top. What the hell is this n***a thinking! Oh, in case you’re wondering he didn’t get the girl. Peace, and I hope I don’t get swung on for posting this pic. I have no idea who the dude is, but I’m sure he’s…interesting.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
4 Responses to “Facebook Stalker Alert: Man in Spandex Tank Top”
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Kristen Callahan Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 10:07 amOn blast! O’jays tirbute band. ahahahahaahah
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MR. Chitown Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 4:01 pmBruh, somebody needed to call him out. That’s a damn shame. Putting him on blast is actually free help.
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ndygo sunshyne Says:
January 20th, 2010 at 5:10 pmstickball in the barrio?
o’jays tribute band?ask your girlfriend if you’re allowed to long-distance marry me. we don’t have to ever consummate, i just need to have direct access to this comedy at all times.
please & thank you.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:34 amShe agreed! It’s on and poppin. Get ready for some big head Prince Dajour babies.
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