Need A Date? I’ll Write You A Bomb Personal Ad
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Craigslist, Relationships
I wrote my friend a bomb personal ad on Craigslist. Hooked him up nice. He’s now talking to a couple girls that 90% of men would be too intimidated to approach. He might even get some trim this weekend.
The ad is informative, intriguing and somewhat humorous—while also describing who he is as a person. I’m not sure if I actually have a talent for this particular type of writing, but I’m willing to see. Shoot me a message if you’re interested in having a personal ad written (for free, or maybe spot me a Jack & Coke if you live in So Cal).
Title: Chivalrous Man For Down to Earth Woman
I’d like to meet a woman who appreciates an honest, straightforward man. Someone who is tired of flings and trivial relationships. Race, age and other things that matter less as time passes are not important. I just hope to meet someone ready for good conversation and friendship, with the possibility for more if the connection is there.
About Me: I have full-time stable employment and my own place, I’m in good shape–but wouldn’t mind toning the gut a bit more for beach season:), I’m an East Coast transplant that never fully grasped West Coast materialism, love dancing, but also able to enjoy a night in with a DVD and good company, I have children that are well taken care of and I’m very much a gentleman
Thanks for reading. Please send a picture with your response. Enjoy your weekend.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
9 Responses to “Need A Date? I’ll Write You A Bomb Personal Ad”
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Roscoe Dopeman Says:
June 3rd, 2010 at 12:47 pmWrite me one. Nigga.
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ndygo sunshyne Says:
June 3rd, 2010 at 5:11 pmnice. i want 1 too. for fun. see what you do w/limited (but not really, huh?) information. a keepsake. so to speak.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 4th, 2010 at 10:31 amI’m on it. But remember, you have to actually post it (with pictures). Watch out!
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Classic Ruby Says:
June 6th, 2010 at 5:41 amLOL! OMG, Oh you MUST make me one, I will SOOOO post it on my blog…the only catch is, I’m not gonna give you anything more than you can get from reading my blog (which from all the opinions should be LOTS lol)…fantastic idea, I wanna see what you say about me! lol
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dbaby11 Says:
June 7th, 2010 at 10:17 amthat was fun!! very straight forward… if i was brave enough i would ask for one but the whole craigslist thing scares me. btw, i read pat material and like your blog!! gonna follow
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 7th, 2010 at 2:05 pmThanks! Glad to have a new reader. Damn…you’re pretty too:)
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 7th, 2010 at 2:06 pmI’m on it! But as I said b4, you have to actually post the ad. That’s the only way I can see if my skills are able to help ppl.
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Classic Ruby Says:
June 7th, 2010 at 4:59 pmOk….hmmm….I know, I’ll do a case study of sorts, create a new email address for it…it’ll be fun! lol I’m SO in!
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dbaby11 Says:
June 8th, 2010 at 6:45 amgiggles…. why thank you sir! your not so bad yourself ;-)
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