I like my eyes because they’re dark like my soul and Black Jesus wanted them to be that color. Plus they match well with desert boots. But if I wanted blue eyes I could get a surgical procedure done in Los Angeles called Lumineyes. The technique involves using a laser to scorch the melanin from the top layer of the iris. It takes only minutes and weeks later the eyes turn blue, at a cost of $2,500 per eye. (If needed, you can get one eye done and put the other in layaway until tax time.) Though you’re much better off going to prison and getting your eyes tatted, as shown by the scary white people in the video below. It’s generally free, but they do accept cigarettes and ass as barter. But if you ask me, why spend the money (or bunghole)? Everyone knows that if you want to feel better about yourself all you have to do is degrade others. It ain’t rocket science!
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5 Responses to “Another New Surgery To Show How Much You Hate Yourself!”
November 4th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Did the chick in the picture have the surgery?
November 5th, 2011 at 3:44 am
That pic looks scary! This will make people go blind in 20 years…just you wait!
Dewan Gibson Says:
November 5th, 2011 at 3:45 am
My mom said I’d go blind after she found out about the way I’d put myself to sleep every night. And yes, the eyes in the pic are real. I just thought they looked cool.
November 5th, 2011 at 3:46 am
Lol!! My coworker told her son yesterday the same thing your mom told you
Pat King Says:
November 8th, 2011 at 3:11 am
Oh dear. What’s the reverse of a fetish? Oh yeah, complete horror! Yeah, that’s what I have for eyeball things. Yuck.