R. Kelly To Host Cruise Concert, Not Subject To Laws In International Waters
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Hip-Hop, Humor
R. Kelly must think he’s slick, trying to move his instructional video operation to lawless international waters under the guise of it being a “concert cruise.” I can already see where this is going. Imagine leaving your cabin for an early breakfast and seeing his silly ass walking around wearing the see-through boxers he had on in the “Half On A Baby” video. Di*k just “swanging,” ’cause that’s how he rolls. At first you get pumped, like, “That’s R. Kelly!” But then he gives you that perverted smile with the slight underbite and says, “You hun-gray? We gotta pus*y buffet over in V.I.P.”
Go ahead, try to be romantic and take your girl to the R. Kelly concert cruise. Nine months later watch her give birth to a baby that’s born crying in a perfect octave. Lil’ baby di*k just swanging. And what’s R. Kelly going to say? The same thing he said when he got busted for providing sex education classes in his basement: “N*gga I ain’t hit that! That was brother, Carey. Go ask that n*gga!”
The hilarious King of R&B.
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4 Responses to “R. Kelly To Host Cruise Concert, Not Subject To Laws In International Waters”
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Dihan N Alkhaldi Says:
February 9th, 2012 at 4:09 amI thought Trey Songs was the King of R&B!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
February 9th, 2012 at 4:09 amTrey Songz just hit puberty, doesn’t have the soul in his voice yet.
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Dom Says:
February 9th, 2012 at 4:10 amhis song BUMP N GRIND goin be on repeat the entire CRUISE
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Dom Says:
February 9th, 2012 at 4:10 amhere are some lyrics to his new cruise song “OVERBOARD” I know you think I may be just a little OVERBOARD.. but if you dont take this pee pee Im goin throw ya ass OVERBOARD… DONT LOOK IN MY EYES… “BITCH” are you tweekin
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