‘Holland’s Top Model’ Loses Contract For Being A Whooty

Apparently there are versions of “America’s Top Model” across the world, each with a host like Tyra Banks who verbalizes philosophical nothingness/future Facebook memes such as, “Human is beautiful; perfect is boring.” (So says the woman with perfect bone structure and knockers the size of melons grown in Hope, Arkansas.)

Ananda Marchildon, the whooty pictured above, won Holland’s contest four years ago and received a three-year contract from Elite, a leading modeling agency. The agency then warned Marchildon to reduce the size of her 36 inch hips by 3/4 of an inch. When she was unable to do so Elite canceled the contract and said “her fat ass” would prevent her from getting work. Marchildon sued and after a long struggle a Dutch court recently ruled she be paid the remainder of her contact (about $85,000) plus damages.

Words on the street is that Marchildon has since been contacted for modeling gigs by XXL, Black Tail, King,  Onionbooty.com, For Black Men Only, 40inchplus.com, GirlsInYogaPants.com, Plumpers (nah, probably not), Ice-T and Coco for some freaky sh*t, the NAACP and of course Gucci Mane.

“Thick,” when the subjective term is used appropriately (there’s a back fat limit), is in.

Dewan Gibson: The Imperfect Blog

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