Girl You Won’t Believe This! Man Says Stroke Made Him Gay

A 27-year-old Englishman, Chris Birch, is claiming a stroke caused by a freak accident in 2011 made him gay. Birch was rolling down a hill when he twisted his neck, cutting the blood supply to his brain. Once recovered he no longer liked sports (sh*t, he said it), but did enjoy watching soap run down the crack of a man’s ass. He also lost a portion of his civil rights. While his family was concerned at first, Birch was able to win them over with his newly found interior design skills. Neighbors were also pleased with the instant rise in property values. (Sorry, I made up those last 2.5 sentences.) However, doctors do say personality changes can occur after a stroke, which could be related to one’s sexuality. Maybe that’s what happened to Chris Bosh?

Dewan Gibson: The Imperfect Blog

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3 Responses to “Girl You Won’t Believe This! Man Says Stroke Made Him Gay”

  1. Soliman Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    I think they have summer camps for that.

  2. Dewan Gibson Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Run by Michele Bachman.

  3. Vanetta Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    He had 3 cans of spritz in his hair..It never moved lol

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