Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Easter is a great time to reflect on Christ’s third quarter comeback, preferably by attending a black church in your finest choppa suit or NBA jersey skirt. But it’s also a time to eat tasty food that will ensure an early death and eventually your own resurrection. Here’s a recipe for Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs:
Ingredients: 4 cups powdered sugar; 1. 5 cups creamy peanut butter; 1/4 cup melted butter; 2-3 tbsp milk; 3 cups of chocolate chips; 1 tbsp of shortening
Directions: Mix together the powdered sugar, peanut butter, and butter. Add the milk one tablespoon at a time until it becomes a nice workable dough. Form the dough into egg shapes, and place in the freezer for about an hour.
Place the chocolate chips and shortening in a glass measuring cup. Microwave 1 minute at a time stirring in between until completely melted. Dip each egg in the melted chocolate and place on waxed paper until set. Once they are set you can trim any excess chocolate off that may pool at the base with a pairing knife.
To appear manly while making Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs do the following: While mixing the ingredients allude to how you would like to “f*ck the sh*t out of the Easter Bunny”; instead of an apron wear a bulletproof vest; use a Swiss army knife to trim the chocolate off the egg; don’t lick your chocolate covered fingers while cooking, instead point to the woman nearest to you and say “I got something for that pretty mouth”; repeatedly mention your ability to pass kidney stones the size of a Reese Peanut Butter Egg.
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