Become an Honorary Black Person on Ebay!
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Did you feel a bit left out at President Obama’s inauguration? Would you like to be called “brotha” or “sista” by someone unrelated to you? Have you recently wondered what the big deal is about those damn Tyler Perry movies? Well suffer in silence no longer. Now is your chance to become an honorary Black person!!! The winner of this auction will receive a signed certificate in a strong mahogany frame proclaiming him or her an honorary Black person. The winner will also receive “Gibson’s Secret Guide to Being Black,” an easy to follow 10 step guide to being “down” in no time (see excerpt below).
Gibson’s Secret Guide to Being Black.
•Remember that THE MAN is a very dangerous person. In fact, if you look over your shoulder right now he’s probably planting a bloody glove and framing you for murder.
• Be careful when supporting Affirmative Action, quotas or anything of the like. These diversity programs are also in effect in most jails and prisons.
• Criticism of President Obama is akin to someone calling your mother out her name. Please react accordingly.
• Do not celebrate Kwanzaa. This holiday is an inside joke designed to give white people the false hope that we are returning to our roots and possibly going back to Africa.
• Even though it is grammatically incorrect the term “Black” should be capitalized at all times. However, leave the term “white” lowercase just to get a little piece of revenge against THE MAN.
The certificate is signed by Dewan W. Gibson, author of The Imperfect Enjoyment and a real live successful Black man who has even dated white women! For more information log onto: Honorary Black Person on Ebay
7 Responses to “Become an Honorary Black Person on Ebay!”
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Honorary Negroeship for Auction on Ebay « Barack’s Alter Ego Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm[...] blogger from the West-Coast is auctioning off an Honorary Blackness Certificate -complete with [...]
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Allana Lake Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:20 pmBu Black lol!
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Big Rufus Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pmBrother Al ain’t changed a bit. Don’t let him see this…
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Mr. Green Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 pmhow much is the Buy It Now price!? finally i can experience the mutually acknowledged head nod!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 pmOnly $10 Bucks! Get it before they post it on wigga.com lol
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nobexceent Says:
May 24th, 2009 at 6:13 pmHi, nice posts there :-) through’s for the interesting information
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AndrewBoldman Says:
June 4th, 2009 at 3:13 pmHi, good post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting.
