Dewan’s Top Model
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Dewan's Top Models, Humor
AS OF 6/24/09 THE ASSLICIOUS PHOTOS OF JOANNA PENA WERE REMOVED BY THE MODEL’S REQUEST (DAMN COPYRIGHT RULES). FEEL FREE TO VISIT HER WEBSITE: JOANNAPENA.COM
The newest addition to Dewan’s Top Models is Joanna Pena. We used to date but…naw I won’t lie, I stole her pics from Kanye’s website. Since I don’t know her I’ve included the questions I would have asked if she did respond to my email(s).
1) What do you look for in a man?
I like skinny men with curly hair. Really, the guy has to be so skinny I can see his ribs when he takes his shirt off. And if he’s someone who likes to write about his past sexual exploits I AM ALL HIS. I might even give him a blumpkin if he asks nicely.
2) How did you get over your relationship with broke ass author Dewan Gibson?
I’ll keep it 100 with you. I’m still feenin for his sweet ass. He made me feel like…oh my God is that Dewan over there! I think he just walked past! He’s coming back for this ass! Hold on…shit that’s Special Ed’s old ass. Nigga ain’t had a record out in 15 years. Damn I miss my boo.
3) So what’s next for you career wise?
I heard Soul Plane 2 is casting so I’m about to get on with that. I also have this new line of thongs coming out. They’re different because the thong strap only comes in one color, brown. That way on those days when you don’t have time to wipe your man don’t be getting all suprised.”
One Response to “Dewan’s Top Model”
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dcp511 Says:
May 28th, 2009 at 10:39 pmhanks for sharing your blog with all of us, very imformative.
