Player Hall of F(sh)ame: South African President Zuma
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Player Hall of F(sh)ame
That's to Y'all Who Didn't Want the World Cup in Africa
Our next inductee into the Player Hall of F(sh)ame is South African President Jacob Zuma. It is unknown how many wives he’s had, but we do know one ex-wife killed herself and made sure to note in the suicide letter that President Zuma was not to attend the funeral. He also knowingly had sex with an HIV positive woman and then said he took a shower to minimize his risk of catching the disease. Still big-ups to President Zuma for being upfront with his affairs saying “There are plenty of politicians who have mistresses and children that they hide so as to pretend they’re monogamous. I prefer to be open.” That’s some player shit. Warning: DO NOT TRY TO REPLACE CONDOMS WITH AN AFTER SEX SHOWER.
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