Chastity Bono to become John Goodman
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Chastity, that name doesn't really fit
Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny Bono, is set to have a sex change or as the PC media call it, gender reassignment surgery. This got me to thinking…if you’re having a sex change shouldn’t you just keep it to yourself? I’d fake my own death, slip into the hospital and come back out a brand new woman. If you tell everyone you’re having a sex change and suddenly become a man no one really believes you! You can’t be Anne and come out the hospital a day as Arnold. So my advice to Chastity Bono is fake your own death (perferably by drowning at sea) head down to Brazil (much better deals on surgery) and just come back swinging your dick. BTW does she really need a sex change. She already looks a lot like John Goodman from Roseanne.
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18 Responses to “Chastity Bono to become John Goodman”
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Allana Lake Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 4:14 amThat is so wrong, but so funny! You should feel bad lol.
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Rufus Says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:34 amI’m completely straight but I’d prob bang John Goodman over Chastity. Ewww…did i really just say that?
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AJ Says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 7:05 amYou’re a jerk, and should commit suicide, not fake your death.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 12:33 pmThanks AJ, you’re a hardcore internet gangster. Suicide is not cool. I’d rather stay around and piss off people like you.
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Db Says:
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 amA statement was released because it is a form of damage control. It’s really none of anyone’s business. And, to the idiots who say “kill yourself,” your age and your ignorance shows. Grow up. How does this have ANYTHING to do with YOU??? No wonder people are flying planes into our buildings. Maybe you should re-evaluate what’s important!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 pmThis is probably the wrong site to discuss the moral implications of publicizing Bono’s sex change, especially considering its a humor blog. I don’t really give a damn if she’s a man or a woman…best of luck to her. But the John Goodman pic is hilarious.
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JR Says:
June 26th, 2009 at 3:05 pmThis was hilarious and the writer didn’t say to literally for her to kill herself, he said fake your own death so people would have a better chance of believing the sex change. Geesh.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 26th, 2009 at 3:48 pmExactly. People respond out of anger and don’t even bothering reading the post correctly! Txs for pointing that out JR
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Brittney Says:
June 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pmYou look so, nice!!!!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
June 30th, 2009 at 4:53 pmThank u Brittney. I could use the confidence boost b4 I hit the club this weekend.
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liv Says:
July 5th, 2009 at 4:23 pmWow, next time your mother is dying perhaps Chaz can comment on how she’s becoming cat-litter.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
July 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pmLiv,
“Next time your mother is dying” sounds like one’s mom can die twice. Well anyway I guess we all do become cat litter after passing. Best of luck on coming up with a better joke/insult next time. That one sucked homey! -
Estetik Says:
July 14th, 2009 at 7:33 amTHE IMPERFECT BLOG » Blog Archive » Chastity Bono to become John Goodman great article thank you.
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pillow biter Says:
August 14th, 2009 at 10:54 pmAJ your a fag
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Carl Childers Says:
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:25 pmSo it’s your asserting she is NOT currently a man? Is that what you’re saying? I’m confused here.
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Jamison Says:
November 21st, 2009 at 3:43 pmPillow Biter, did you really just call some one a fag in a derogatory way on an article discussing a person getting a sex change? Think a little harder next time and try to use grown-up words to express yourself like the rest of us. Good for Chaz. It’s about time transgenders were brought into the public’s eye.
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horlama Says:
January 1st, 2010 at 12:34 amYou’re a jerk, and should commit suicide, not fake your death.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
January 4th, 2010 at 12:34 pmHorlama?
Sorry you feel that way, but kiss my black ass.
