GOODBYE NO HOMO…HELLO EXIT ONLY
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
"Ok you take the tall dude, I want the blonde over there"
For the past 3-4 years followers of hip-hop culture have included the phrase “no homo” in their vast vocabulary. The phrase is meant to confirm that the speaker is not making homosexual overtures to the listener. For example, “What up homey? I like how those jeans hang off your ass…no homo.” However, I’ve always had a problem with the phrase because I’m not familiar with any gay people that call themselves “homo” (and I know quite a few gays…no homo), thus making the phrase seem a bit discriminatory. So I’ve come up with a much more appropriate phrase: “exit only.” This phrase confirms that the speaker’s rectum and anus are only used to aid in pushing one’s stool out the body and do not allow foreign objects to enter, such as penises or even an index finger when inserting a laxative or removing a dingleberry. So from this point on “no homo” is officially dead. Insecure male followers of hip-hop, including those that have stolen the skinny jeans style from the gays, shall now say “exit only.”
UPDATE: MY LITTLE BROTHER, WHO SPENDS HIS DAYS STEALING HIP-HOP MUSIC ONLINE, IS NOW SAYING THE PHRASE “NO GUIDO” HAS REPLACED “NO HOMO.” FUCK THAT, EXIT ONLY IS HERE TO STAY.
5 Responses to “GOODBYE NO HOMO…HELLO EXIT ONLY”
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Adrienne Says:
September 8th, 2009 at 5:00 pmyou are so hilarious, it’s almost too much to handle!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
September 9th, 2009 at 3:30 amThanks. And congrats on being one of the 20 ppl that read my blog. Gonna have a remix post soon featuring Drake to get my views up.
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Nico Says:
October 15th, 2009 at 5:18 pmKid, you are funny. “No Exit” lol. Love it. But you know what they say, the proof is in the ‘action’ not the words.
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Dewan Gibson Says:
October 16th, 2009 at 4:39 amLol. Yeah I guess it is all talk. But it’s not like I’m wearing ass-less chaps like my main man Prince (exit only)
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Nico Says:
October 19th, 2009 at 5:17 amSon, nobody but Prince could ever do that –AND, get away with it with his manhood attached. That’s why he’s BAD [no Michael Jackson]
