Invest in Your Goatee
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
There are a few thoughts that keep me awake all hours of the night: 1) Trying to understand my weird attraction to Laura Bush (she looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones right?) 2) Planning my party for 2042 when white people are no longer the majority, 3) wondering how I can maintain a perfect goatee although I can only grow one on my chest. Well I have finally have an answer to one of those questions. THE GOATEE SAVER! I saw this bullshit in Esquire Mag and couldn’t believe that some metrosensual dude would pay $20 to have a perfectly shaped goatee. You know what, I dare you to wear this with a bluetooth.
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One Response to “Invest in Your Goatee”
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Allana Lake Says:
September 12th, 2009 at 6:48 pmWill the make one for vagiinnnnnnaaasssss!!!!
