Keith Sweat: My Inspiration, Long Neck-ded and All
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Arts, Humor
Neck Can Stretch From the Stage to the Fifth Row
I was always painfully shy with women, unable to even hold a simple conversation…until I was inspired by Keith Sweat. Blessed with an abnormally long neck and an unique ability to simultaneously whine and sing, Keith Sweat showed its not the size of the boat, its the length of your neck. As a fellow long-necker he showed that we can wear turtlenecks without shame and still be adored by women across the world. It is because of him that I own three sleeveless turtlenecks for the summer (chicks dig it). It is also because of him that my favorite pickup line is “You Say No/I Say Yes/Girl I Bet/I Can Make U Sweat.” Whether its making hit records, starring in chitlin circuit plays or twice impregnating Lisa Wu from Real Housewives of ATL, Keith Sweat has shown that “Nobody” can do what Keith does.
2 Responses to “Keith Sweat: My Inspiration, Long Neck-ded and All”
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Allana Lake Says:
October 8th, 2009 at 4:20 pm“Make it last forever and ever and ever”!!!! Didn’t know he knocked up the ATL lady lol
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Dewan Gibson Says:
October 8th, 2009 at 4:28 pmYeah I was surprised too. Her new husband has to feel like less of a man coming after Keith “The Neck” Sweat.
