Player Hall of Shame:ESPN dude Steve Phillips

see how the goatee disappears into his flesh

see how the goatee disappears into his flesh

I  knew Steve Phillips as the ESPN guy with the best goatee line-up of all time. Silver-white, without a hair out of place, his goatee easily enables him to rank among the most interesting men in the world (exit only-Dos Equis). Evidently 22 year old women also adore his goatee. To make a long story short he had an affair with a 22 year old production assistant (in the tiny pic below) who then called/wrote his wife AND rammed her car into his house after he ended the relationship. The crazy youngin’ also sent inappropriate messages to his teenage sons. Then of course his wife filed for divorce. Steve, it happens to the best of us. You still have a great job and an impeccable goatee. Maybe the wife will come around in the end. Anyway, take this induction into the Player of Shame like a man!

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Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

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2 Responses to “Player Hall of Shame:ESPN dude Steve Phillips”

  1. Allana Lake Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am

    I don’t know about this! I think Silvio over in Italy has this guy beat. The ESPN guy is bold, bu Silvio is BOLD.

  2. Dewan Gibson Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 2:59 am

    Yeah Silvio is the inductees of all inductee. But give it up for the man, he has good taste

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