50 Cent’s and his “Power” Cologne: Greedy Ass
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Arts, Humor
Buy 50's Cologne and Get Hot Chicks Like Bette Midler
To make long and disappointing short, 50 Cent doesn’t want to meet you unless you buy his cologne for $68! Curtis “Boo-Boo/50 Cent” Jackson was having a meet and greet at Lakewood Mall in Los Angeles. Considering I’m a fan who admires his business acumen I decided to attend (well maybe I also wanted to give him a copy of my book in hopes he’d buy the rights to the screenplay, which is currently on sale for $0.99 and a share of DVD profits). I get there and find out in order to even stand in line for a few hours and meet him you need to buy the BIG BOTTLE of his new Power cologne, which again…is priced at $68!
Obviously I said “hell to the no” and balked at the chance to converse with 50 for 15 seconds. Mind you, I already bought the man’s CDs AND went to see Get Rich or Die Tryin, knowing full well the negro can’t act! And I even bought Vitamin Water when I damn well knew it wasn’t anything but sugar free Kool-Aid! I understand he’s a business man, but damn! With $68 I’d rather buy a broken i-Pod that plays Tony Yayo songs on repeat. With $68 I’d rather buy the whip that Eminem and Jimmy Iovine use on 50′s ass. With $68 I’d rather pay the DJ to NOT play “In Da Club” ever again. Come on…$68! We all know that ur cologne ain’t nothing but Johnson’s baby powder mixed with rubbing alcohol. Man, I’m on a temporary boycott of all 50 Cent products (until his new CD comes out on Tuesday, I like that shit).
UPDATE: Here’s a link to 50 Cent’s and Beanie Sigel’s new and very mediocre Jay-Z dis track: http://tinyurl.com/yhkev9o
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5 Responses to “50 Cent’s and his “Power” Cologne: Greedy Ass”
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Beans Says:
November 13th, 2009 at 7:15 pmBeanie is a fool for even working with this guy. And yeah $68. Who wants to smell like 50 Cent!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
November 13th, 2009 at 8:16 pmBeans! Things get hard when u can’t put a record out. U haven’t heard the saying “When that record label money dries up he might suck…” Sorry that’s out of line and inappropriate. Gonna mess around and get my ass kicked. OK, gotta run.
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illbedo Says:
November 14th, 2009 at 6:01 pm50 has some real fans cuz that line was at least 300ppl deep when i was there.. Even saw a chick with a picture of 50 cent tatted on her back! G-gch gch gchu G-Unit!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
November 14th, 2009 at 6:56 pmYeah the tattoo chick probably acts as his muscle. That was just any 50 Cent tat, it was a nine inch pic of him holding a gun Clint Eastwood style. For her sake, I hope she at least banged him or something.
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