For the Sake of Michael Phelps: LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
I’m not a big fan of marijuana or drugs period, simply because I only weigh 145 lbs and already appear somewhat “crackish.” I’m also not a fan of swimming, competitive or otherwise (Hey man, let’s get in this cold ass water and see how fast we can get to other end. And when we get out our cock and balls will have shrunk. It’s gonna be so cool because we’ll be wearing Speedos and everyone will see our tiny man prints. Then we’ll hit the showers and maybe even have a cockfight!) Now you see why I stay out the water?
However, I do know that marijuana and Michael Phelps need each other. Since he got busted smoking out of a bong the gold medalist has been getting his aqua ass kicked. On his current European tour he had the slowest qualifying event in the 200 and has yet to win a race. While some are saying it’s because they won’t let him wear his fancy swimsuit, I’d like to believe he’s a bit tense because he no longer has bong access. Anyway, regardless of what’s being said about the financial and judicial benefits of legalized marijuana–let’s do it for our country, let’s do it for Michael!
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
2 Responses to “For the Sake of Michael Phelps: LEGALIZE MARIJUANA”
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The Real Axel Says:
November 16th, 2009 at 1:48 amCome on bruh. You know u inhaled a few times. I read that u went to San Diego State University of Weed & Alcohol!
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Dewan Gibson Says:
November 16th, 2009 at 11:58 pmYes, in fact I did go to SDSU. But I was teaching most of the time…teaching students how to roll blunts.
