Paranormal Eyes: Read At Your Own Risk
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
I was just watching a somewhat interesting football game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Chicago Bears on NBC. Halftime comes around and they play some sort of skit about how the “D-Fence” slogan was created. After the bit concluded the camera zooms in on announcer Tony Dungy. I first noticed his ear-to-ear grin but then his eyes freaked the hell out of me. It was crazy cus he evidently has this unique ability to look cheerful with a serial killer stare. The shit shook me up so much that I left my lonely apartment for the crowded comfort of San Diego State University’s library, which is a bit much considering I was chilling on the couch wrapped up in a homemade Snuggie. But back to Tony…damn, somebody put this man in a movie. Preferably a sequel to Paranormal Activity entitled Paranormal Eyes: I’m Tony Dungy Bitch. Anyway, after I regained my calm his eyes got me to thinking of other crazy eyed people–obviously “Crazy Eyes” from Mr. Deeds, Tony Dungy and of course the doe-like eyes of Prince. Have a close look at the pic above. You’ll go from laughing, to feeling frightened, and finally a bit horny (exit only).
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5 Responses to “Paranormal Eyes: Read At Your Own Risk”
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Ruby Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 1:33 amYeah, don’t be ashamed, a freaky pair of eyes boring into mine keeps me awake at night with the lights on like no scary movie ever could. I submit to you my nominee for the most creepy-ass eyes of the century: Hottie from flavor of love (check out the link and see if you don’t agree http://www.dlisted.com/node/31794)
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Ruby Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 1:39 amoh, in case it doesn’t directly bring you to the right page, in the search toolbar enter “the triumphant return of hottie” and it’s the first hit…she scares me
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Dewan W. Gibson Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pmDamn! Those s**ts are like Beetlejuice (the black guy from Howard Stern lol). But her singing is not half bad. Actually, she has some strange sort of sexual appeal, but maybe that’s just me.
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Ruby Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pmOMG I totally forgot about him! It’s so true! And you’re right, her singing isn’t half bad…it’s ALL bad!! Come on, she looked (and sounded) like a wounded cat. Ok, other than her crazy, vacant-yet-stalker eyes, and her horrible wailing/singing, she is good looking…albeit in that video she seems kinda possessed…
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Allana Lake Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 9:13 pmDamn Juan, I think it is just you. Sometimes I wonder about your taste in women! I’m gonna track down all those chicks in your book and find pics:)
