50 Cent: Starting Point Guard for the New York Knicks
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Arts, Humor
During the past couple weeks I’ve been a bit hard on one of my favorite hip-hop artists, 50 Cent, mainly because he tried to charge me $68 for his Power cologne (BTW it’s made from Johnson’s Baby Powderand rubbing alcohol) at his meet and greet. In fact, I was so pissed that if I could rap without stuttering I would have surely made a diss song. But now, since I found out he plays point guard for the NY Knicks I’m even more pissed!
You mean to tell me the man has a record label, a share of Vitamin Water, a clothing line, etc, etc, etc AND he’s making NBA cash! Mind you, NBA money is the type of cash that can allow you to put it in a white’s girl booty against her will in small-town Colorado, get off scott free, buy your wife a six million dollar ring and have enough money to remove internet videos of your embarrassing attempt at rapping with a song featuring Tyra Banks (god dammit…for the slow people I’m talking about Kobe Bryant). Anyway, so 50 Cent with all that entertainment money coming in and a fat NBA contract…still can’t have a meet and greet without mandating that his fans buy a bottle of Power cologne. Fuck that! Man, I’m done with 50 Cent AND the New York Knicks. Maybe if he stopped trying to sell records he could do more on the court and get the Knicks out of fifth place. Go Cavs!
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
UPDATE 10:26pm: Sorry, I just found out that is not 50 Cent who plays for the New York Knicks. Apparently it is Nate Robinson.
UPDATE 10:31pm: My bad, THAT IS 50 CENT who plays for the New York Knicks. Apparently, “Nate Robinson” is his given name. Duh, obviously they wouldn’t put 50 Cent on his jersey. This ain’t the XFL man!
5 Responses to “50 Cent: Starting Point Guard for the New York Knicks”
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James Joyce Says:
December 4th, 2009 at 7:59 amThis had me rolling, and then I got to the end. (Ochocinco)
I wonder since they live in New York, if Fif and Nate are fwends? -
Dewan Gibson Says:
December 4th, 2009 at 9:20 pmYeah I’m sure they’re cool, especially since Nate is 50’s mini-me. You’d think he’d be taller than 50, but dude is only 5′7!
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Allana Lake Says:
December 5th, 2009 at 8:05 amU had me going for a sec lol…actually I’m kind of pissed!
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Ruby Says:
December 5th, 2009 at 8:29 pmYou suck!! I was SO believing you, and just starting to think that maybe I should keep up with current events more, because how could I have missed THIS one…clever :-p
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Dewan Gibson Says:
December 6th, 2009 at 11:24 pmLol. You’re not the only one! People seem to love celebrity gossip so I have to give ‘em what they want:)
