The #1 Christmas Gift for Men: An Appointment at the Bunny Ranch
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Your Man Would be Honored to Have Sex with a Woman After Flavor Flav
Do you have a male friend who can’t get a girl’s phone number to save his life, let only a dry-hump or actual sex? Does your boyfriend/husband end up putting your Christmas gift waaayyyyy in the back of the closet so it’s never seen or used again? Does your man need a little practice in bed and you’re tired of dealing with his elementary ass? Or maybe he has a little person fetish that you just can’t satisfy? Well, consider booking him an “appointment” at the Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. This fully legal and sanctioned brothel allows the love of your life to do everything he’s doing behind your back anyway in a safe and professional environment. And if cash is a little low you can even book an appointment with a credit card. But be warned: no matter what you saw in Nelly’s Tip Drill video, credit card payments CANNOT be processed by sliding the card in the crack of a working woman’s ass. Enjoy…or not.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
4 Responses to “The #1 Christmas Gift for Men: An Appointment at the Bunny Ranch”
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Reece B. Balling Says:
December 10th, 2009 at 3:13 amI wish my wifey would! I’d get up in there and act a fool. Prolly six months of pay in that joint.
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Rajkesha Sims Says:
December 10th, 2009 at 3:18 am“What he’s probably doing behind your back”. You just opened up a whole bunch s**t for my hubby lol.
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Ruby Says:
December 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pmYeah, I heard about this on the Tyra show. Apparently, they have a woman for every flavour, even preggo’s, a couple who are morbidly obese, ones that cater to even the most obscene and obscure fetishes….
Not for anything, but ewwwwwww… just because it’s legal doesn’t make it better…if crack were legal would you pick up a pipe?.. :-/
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Dewan Gibson Says:
December 10th, 2009 at 7:39 pmIt def looks sleezy. I’ve seen better in Tijuana. As for crack I’ve always been a bit wary of it, simply because it’s called “crack” and I saw that it made Gator steal his mom’s TV. But! I imagine having it legal takes a bit of the fun out of it:)
