Global Warming: Coming to a Jheri Curl Near You
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
The start of the 2009 UN Climate Conference and the “scandal” over 10 year old climate change emails has brought a great deal of focus on global warming this week. Whether or not you’re a firm believer in man-caused climate change or a Palin-esque conspiracy theorist, one fact is undeniable…global warming is a real and dangerous threat to Jheri curls around the world.
Some of you may be saying “Who cares? Jheri curls are played, no one rocks one anymore.” But put it like this–What do Gangsta Rap and the world’s largest fast food corporation McDowell’s (as shown in Eddie Murphy’s award-winning documentary entitled Coming to America) have in common? They were both led by people with Jheri curls (Gangsta Rap: NWA and Eazy E, McDowell’s: Managed by Daryl D). And don’t get it twisted! Hybrid Jheri curls are still around today, but we simply call them S-curls and shined up 360 waves as worn off and on by rap stars P. Diddy and Fabolous.
Maintaining an ideal climate for Jheri curls is important because history has shown that once the Jheri curls start popping, burning and melting the glaciers soon follow. A little known fact is that in prehistoric times an abundance of Jheri curls were around. In fact, dinosaurs actually had Jheri curls. Damn I forgot lol. The ice age killed the dinosaurs not global warming. Well, so much for that joke. Shit! Well, it was funny when I first thought of it. Damn! Forget it…damn I had my friend photoshop a Jheri curl on a dinosaur and everything. Well here’s the pic. BTW check out Al Gore’s interview with Salon Magazine where he discusses “Climate-gate,” Sarah Palin and more: http://www.slate.com/toolbar.aspx?action=print&id=2237789
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One Response to “Global Warming: Coming to a Jheri Curl Near You”
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Rajkesha Sims Says:
December 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pmYes sir started off pretty good ahahahahha. I like how you cursed yourself out at the end lol.
