A Dirty, Dirty Death
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Social Comm
1980s: Marcus Perry showed it to me and I waved myself calm with a Japanese hand fan. Prince told Apollonia to purify herself in Lake Minnetoka; she did just that and polluted my mind. Mom and Dad left it in the VCR. Big brother Wayne said “When the guy gonna get on top.”
1990s: Crazy Nick had the largest collection in the Midwest. The whole crew went to his place and watched. Everyone pretended not to be a virgin. I couldn’t lie cus my voice was still high. Still everything was cool till Nick asked “I wonder what that taste like?” He was talking about him.
2000s: Found out it’s not like the movies. Found out I’m not like the movies. Dialup died, DSL was born. Redtube, Xtube, Pornotube. Fake amateurs, phony actors. Too easy, too available, girls gone too wild, too often. Internet lives, porn is dead.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
One Response to “A Dirty, Dirty Death”
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Richy Romero Says:
January 28th, 2010 at 10:52 pmIt ain’t neva gon die son! I’m getting one off right now!
