Calm, But Sho’ Nuff Ain’t Cool!
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
I’m very calm, but definitely not cool. Unlike the the ultra-hip deadbeat dads on “The Maury Povich Show” I cannot refer to myself “Mr. Swagtastic.” Unlike hip-hop star T.I. I cannot remove my shirt in public to show the world my rib bones and shout “Who am I/Rubberband Man/Wild as the Taliban.” Unlike the black guy standing on the side of the dance floor at your local night club, I cannot nod my head on beat while simultaneously sipping Hennessy (with just a splash of Coke). And lastly, unlike the men who model in GQ I cannot appear extra fashionable and take photos that maintain an air of masculinity. When I do attempt to give the GQ look I end up with homoerotic pictures like the one below. This one was taken New Year’s Eve 2006, but for obvious reasons was held in secrecy for years and years. Note: No matter what the picture indicates the young man and I both had female dates. Well, I think we did.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
One Response to “Calm, But Sho’ Nuff Ain’t Cool!”
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Ruby Says:
February 7th, 2010 at 10:57 pmLMAO!!! Wow, you weren’t kidding. It’s okay, at least you look like one of those guys that women just WISH were straight because they’re very attractive ;-)
