Jihad Jane: Actress Glenn Close A Terrorist?
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Social Comm
So much for racial profiling…American actress Glenn Close has been charged with plotting to kill a Swedish journalist who drew a derogatory cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). You probably know her from the 1980′s thriller Fatal Attraction. Well, she allegedly recruited potential killers online and wrote of her desire to become an Islamic martyr. You know, just the regular ol’ shit that Hollywood stars do.
I always knew those Hollywood commies were up to something. And don’t let me get started on that foreign-born socialist Hussein Obama…jeez. I’m just glad to know that we have real patriots like Liz Cheney to pick up where Joseph McCarthy left off.
Sorry!!! I’ve just been alerted that the accused terrorist IS NOT actress Glenn Close. Apparently she is Colleen LaRose, a suburban housewive in Montgomery, Pennsylvania and a down-low terrorist. You can read more about her arrest here. I still suspect that she might have a Hollywood connection and I will keep you updated. The real Glenn Close (or is her name really Colleen LaRose?) is below. Sorry about that, but God Bless America.
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3 Responses to “Jihad Jane: Actress Glenn Close A Terrorist?”
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Mark Cannabis Says:
March 9th, 2010 at 7:52 pmLol. Had me going for two sentences lol
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Rico Wade Says:
March 9th, 2010 at 9:10 pmDog, thinking back to dat movie. I prob still would of hit it lol. I cant’ say no!
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Classic Ruby Says:
March 10th, 2010 at 1:16 amDude, I was SO freaked out!! LOLOL! You’re too much!
