Maybe we did grow up with Jheri Curls , Michael Jackson jackets and The Cosby Show. Perhaps we do remember when Eddie Murphy would wear tight red leather pants and grab his balls while making jokes about sexing Brooke Shields. And yes, we will always consider E.T. to be a much better movie than Avatar.

But you know what? Even at our s…lightly “advanced” age we still know how to PARTY when the parents leave town. Yep! My rambunctious group of grown ass friends will be having a house party at Omar’s Mama’s House (MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS).

This Saturday, May 22, from 9pm until church time Sunday morning, it’s going down at Omar’s Mama’s House. Oh yeah, you’re probably thinking “Who’s Omar?” Don’t worry about that. Why? Because he doesn’t mess with Facebook and the internet, neither do his friends. Just bring yo’ ass to his mama’s house this weekend.

We’re having BBQ, Reggaeton, Reggae and of course…Beer. And if the feeling strikes you we’ll have space in the garage for dancing and making out. See you this Saturday.

Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

Told ya!

Mariah Carey has a new album coming this fall entitled Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel. I wrote a book entitled The Imperfect Enjoyment: A Bachelor’s Memoir. Also consider that Mariah Carey’s husband Nick Cannon is from San Diego. I LIVE in San Diego. Nick Cannon performed at the McDonald’s All-American High School B-Ball Game about four years ago. I WENT to the McDonald’s All-American High School B-Ball Game about four years ago. Mariah Carey has huge breasts prominently displayed on her album cover. I have huge breasts prominently displayed on my book cover. Hummmmm. Well guess it doesn’t matter I stole the title from a poem from 17th century libertine John Wilmot.

-Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

Mariah, You Will Never Work in this Town Again!