Told Her I’d Catch Her in 2010

Half Cape-Verdian/Half Swedish, met her in a nightclub in Lisboa, Portugal, shared nothing more than conversation and a brief peck, saw her again the following night–but her s-curled/musclebound boyfriend was there, I made a lame nerve-stricken joke relating to “catch u in a few years.” That was in 2007. Fuck it. No more detail is necessary, there’s an entire chapter about this in my book. Sonia, how you been? A few years is up. Shit I can smell the desperation.

Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

(The Imperfect Enjoyment is also available as a $0.99 download for the i-Phone, Blackberry, PC and Amazon Kindle)

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The Head Detectives: Me and Neyo in Times Square

neyo

Obviously I’m on a quarter life crisis voyage that has led me to the UK, Malaga, Amsterdam, NYC and now back to tired ass Cleveland (I say tired with the upmost respect, don’t beat my ass). Anyway, a couple of days ago I met R&B superstar Ne-yo as I walked around NYC like a human billboard in yet another instance of shameless self-promotion, or better yet shameless book promotion. Of course Ne-yo’s Superdome was covered so at first I didn’t recognize him, once I did he was more than willing to take a pic. Nice guy, seemed easy going. Shout out to Ne-yo to making life easier for those of us with large craniums.

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Colonel Sanders is Pissed!

Give it a Try Bumbaclot!

Give it a Try Bumbaclot!

My quarter life journey crisis has continued on to the UK, specifically Liverpool, England. While walking around this working class city known as the home of The Beatles I noticed some interesting fast food choices: 1) A Special Reggae Sub from Subway and 2) Krunchy Fried Chicken with a logo almost identical to Kentucky Fried Chicken…I mean KFC. I have yet to try the reggae sub, but the Indian guy at Krunchy Fried Chicken fried the hell out my spicy wings.

Krunchy Fried Chicken

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Hiatus aka Refractory Period

Dudes and Dudettes, ready for some sorry ass excuses. My laptop broke, I’ve been traveling and therefore unable to blog. HOWEVER…I did purchase a new and fancy two pound netbook that I will use to travel blog and then return to Target the day I return home to Cali. Okay, well enough excuses. I’m heading to Amsterdam in a few hours and will be sure to post something at least somewhat interesting. Holla.

Prince

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Otto Baxter: Has Down Syndrome, Wants TRIM

Mama Baxter and Big Otto

Mama Baxter and Big Otto

Briton Otto Baxter has Down Syndrome (don’t dare use the R-word!), but his mom wants him to have experiences just like 21 year old men, which include sex, delaying a career and jerking off. Otto agrees and has gone all out to lose his virginity the natural way, without the aid of hookers. In fact, as most men would be if they had spent the first 21 years without play, Otto has become nearly obsessed with getting trim. So recently he and his friend/caretaker took a trip across the pond to Sin City Las Vegas. The trip and Otto were featured in Details magazine. Here’s the link: Details  

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Finally, Somethin’ for the Ladies

I took a bit of flack for posting those amazing and award winning pictures of Joanna Pena . So to show my female blog and book readers that they are not forgotten, I have attached this very special picture of comedian Steve Harvey. This was taken after he shaved off his high top fade and decided to go for a new look at age 51. Looks to me like he got a little too pumped after working out and started believing the lies that mirrors often tell. As for the bodyguard/stripper/naked bull wrestler next to him…nice tits!
Hey Man, Let's Take Shirtless Pics by the Pool!

Hey Man, Let's Take Shirtless Pics by the Pool!

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