Big Money Mike: The Business Plan Man

Ta-dow!

Ta-dow!

Shout out to Big Money Michael Valentine aka The Plan Doctor! If you’re tired of The Man having his foot on your throat, Mr. Valentine can help you develop a business plan and secure funding for your venture. I met him through my brother Ken “Dallas Sexy” Gibson and he’s a certified good dude. You can reach him at www.theplandoctor.com. But just remember one thing: business not bi-niss! Be sure to have a look at his TV commercial below, he’s getting down like a black Billy Mays.

Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

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Death of Auto-Tune? Not on Facebook!

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The last time I talked about T-Pain (CLICK HERE TO SEE) a reader got pissed  for making fun of T-Pain’s “Big Ass Chain,” simply because I said something about spending 410k for a chain when he can’t even keep his baby hair lined up. It’s just jokes people! Anyway, this time I have more positive news courtesy of mashable.com. You can now add auto-tune to your Facebook status updates, enabling friends to hear your update read aloud in a robotic voice. Plus, the voice even has a wack ass beat behind it…just kidding. I know hip-hop fans are sensitive. Chill son! You can read more about the new Facebook App at http://tinyurl.com/yzyhmxy.

Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

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Attention Haters! You can now DISLIKE on Facebook

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The haters (aka “haterz” to cool ppl who wear shades in the club) have a new Facebook plug-in. You can now add a DISLIKE button to status updates.But there’s one catch: the person you are hating on must also have the plug-in. Well, there’s more than one catch. The plug-in is new so there’s a few minor problems with slow browsers. Also, just so the recipient of your hate does not feel too bad, the plug-in only allows one person to hate per update. So let the race to hate begin! You can download the Mozilla plug-in at: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/47023 Please send this news to Beanie Sigel, Game and various readers of bossip.com ASAP. JUST SO I’M NOT A HATER, SHOUT-OUT TO MASHABLE.COM FOR THE STORY.

Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment

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