Why I Luv My People: Emotion Just Oozes Out Our Pores!
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As you can see we’re a very emotional people. But damn, I’ve haven’t cried like this guy since Mama called me an “ungrateful bastard” and told me “Yo’ black ass is lucky Planned Parenthood ain’t have no payment plan.”
Anyway, the video above is a clip from Intervention. I guess the guy was stealing car antennas and using them as crack pipes or something. Be sure to have a look at the techno remix below. So wrong, so hilarious.
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Should Have Never Let Them…Have No Money
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Why I Luv My People
I came across this video of Cam’Ron going shopping in his bathrobe. Today also marks the year anniversary of Tru Life’s cereal and champagne video. Can you see the swag oozing out the pixels on your computer screen? Damn…I wonder what Malcolm and Martin would say.
“N***a I go shopping in my terry cloth bath rode. 600 thread count n***a. My balls gotz to breathe! Look at the convertible, son! It’s bangin’! What, what. Can’t no one in this world buy depreciating assets like I can n***a. Cereal? With milk? Hell naw, I’m lactose like a muthafucka. Not lactose intolerant, I’m just lactose n***a. Pour some champagne on ‘dem shits, son. I’m swagnificient; I’m swagtastic; I’m swagga-nigga-licious son!”
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
Dancing is a SPORT!
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Why I Luv My People
I know at some point I’m gonna get my ass beat if I keep stealing Facebook pictures. But when I see stuff like the Facebook stalker with a Lycra tank top I can’t help it. Or better yet, when I see a picture of somebody coming off the dance floor looking like Pat Riley just made him run suicide drills before he hit the club…it has to be posted!
Looked at him, just done sweated out his club shirt. All that purple silk just drenched.That little thin ass tank top underneath didn’t stand a chance. But that’s what you get for dry humping on the dance floor. I wasn’t there, but I bet he wasn’t doing a two step. Bet he was out there rock hard, just grinding and poking. Grinding and poking…
But look at the smile on his face. He knows the work he put in on the dance floor is gonna pay off. Damn! He was ready. Had the goatee lined up, The Club shirt on. Probably had on some jeans with a mean crease AND some Stacy Adams loafers. I bet the Stacy Adams had duck tape on the sole just in case he has to take them back tomorrow. Don’t act like you haven’t done it!
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
Why I Luv My People (And not just the light skinned ones) Big Black Women Know How to Have a Good Time
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Why I Luv My People
Videos like this one make me so proud to be black. Despite being subjugated and placed at the bottom of America’s social ladder BIG BLACK WOMEN know how to have a damn good time. Fuck a diet! These women are big, proud and ready to get down. I need a big black woman in my life…
Oh yeah…shout out to Dave, Ricky, Omar & Vic: BIIIIIIIIIIIIG FACE!
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
Why I Luv My People (and not just the light skinned ones!): Ronald McGospel
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The church has long been a staple in the black community and perhaps the same can be said for McDonald’s. Well, at least these brothas think so. In what appears to be an after church dedication to Mickey D’s value meals “Ronald McGospel and the Heaven Sent Hamburg-ettes” damn near catch the spirit singing about the virtues of artery clogging burgers. Say what you want, but I think the lead singer is giving Elton John a run for his money as the world’s best gap-tooth slightly feminine singer. Check it out.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
Why I Luv My People (and not just the light skinned ones): We Rap in Court!
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I’ve decided to start a new category on my blog entitled “Why I Luv My People” (and not just the light skinned ones). Posts in this category will focus on black creativity in its various off-the-chain forms. My first entry features a 31 year old married father of four who winds up on Divorce Court. Apparently he and his wife are separating due to her lack of support for his rap career and his constant clubbing while pursuing said career. I’ve always figured if you have not obtained some sort of rap success by age 30, then you should probably pursue other opportunities–maybe try to work security for 50 Cent or something. Anyway, the husband decides to show the judge his rap skills in court. And he’s actually pretty good! Not good enough to be without a day job (as if I can talk), but still very listenable. The Youtube vid I found for this clip is actually a low quality video of someone watching Divorce Court on television lol, but I felt it sort of fit the context!
Now that I think more about this guy rapping, maybe he can have Tom Cruise as a backup dancer. Check him out on BET! Sorry I know this is old, but it’s hilarious and I’ve been looking for a reason to post it lol.
Dewan W. Gibson: Author of The Imperfect Enjoyment
