Pretty Rick What They Call Them: Part 3, The Prelude

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It turns out Spec from Pretty Ricky has a long history of dancing in his draws. This video from a 2007 concert features him in a pajama-jammy dance off against his crew, sort of like an impromptu Chippendales show. I bet there’s a Part 4 out there somewhere called “Boots & Bikinis,” stay tuned. BTW he needs to call up Prince and learn proper ass shaking techniques. If you’re going to do it, do it right! 

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Pretty Ricky What They Call Them Part 2: He Can’t Stop, He Won’t Stop

That's Not a Scar, It's a Part

That's Not a Scar, It's a Part

Spectacular from Pretty Ricky (middle name is Delicious), who is famous for challenging Chris Brown and others to a dance off while wearing red bikini draws is back at it again. First he does the stomach wave trick that Prince’s ex-wife did on the Arsenio Hall show years ago and then tries to f**k a chair. Give it up to him for being who he is despite millions of internet taunts. But damn man, cover up! Negro looks like Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds (see pic below the video). Anyway, he talks for awhile but at 1 minute 54 sec, the travesty begins.

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Pretty Ricky What They Call Them…

I’m all for freedom of expression, but after watching this video I now believe a license should be required to operate dangerous machinery such as a video camera. I guarantee after watching this video you will laugh, cry or be slightly disturbed. We expect this type of shit from Prince and a few other genderless stars, but Sexy Spec from Hip-Hip/R&B group Pretty Ricky just took the whole dance in bikini draws thing somewhere else. Here he is introducing their new single “Tipsy.”  Sorry, but I had to put him in the Player Hall of F(sh)ame for this one.  UPDATE: I CAN’T NOT BELIEVED HIS SEXY ASS REMOVED THE VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE LOL…I DO HAVE PART 2 POSTED

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