Meet Instagram’s Mr. Nasty Time: ‘I Eats The Booty’

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Instagram is officially becoming the new version of Craigslist’s Casual Encounters. If you notice Mr. Nasty Time likes women “probably about 18 on up,” which he probably made clear as a condition of his parole.

-Dewan Gibson

Drugs Get The Best Of Insanely Large Man At Pitchfork Festival

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Man, dude must have been taking elephant tranquilizer. Must be the new thing to do when Danny Brown’s performing.

-Dewan Gibson

Old Dude Falls Asleep On Beach, Forgets To Strap Down Ball Sack

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When you get his age you can’t wear shorts that tiny unless you have ball tuck surgery. Either that or strap it down with a bungee cord.

-Dewan Gibson

Flexible Trollop Twerks Atop Car, Roof Caves In

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I’m not usually one to speak out against that thunderclap, but I’d have to take this up with my boo Judge Judy.

-Dewan Gibson

Woman Stages Public Protest Over ‘Hoe’ Who Stole Her Man

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A wise man once said: “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. So check a hoe if she takes your man.”

-Dewan Gibson