The Bowl Cut Is The White Version Of The Jheri Curl


Really similar. I’ve learned while living in sin with my whooty. Their bowl cut is our Jheri curl, just as their “supper” is our dinner.

-Dewan Gibson

Lock Out Your Kids Before Sending That Nudie

As a young man, you pretty much just have to walk out the room with your head down and accept that “Uncle” Deontae may not really be your uncle.

-Dewan Gibson

Chivalry: Bracing Her When She Falls While Making Out With You At Football Game


I can’t watch this video without the sound of Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me” entering my head.

-Dewan Gibson

Student To Obama During Visit: ‘I Wanted It To Be Beyonce’

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Why? It’s not like President Obama can’t dance. Well…

Obama Dancing on Ellen

-Dewan Gibson

Old School Brotha Goes Off On Train Passenger Who Stepped On His Corns


This guy might be kin to Otis The Security Guard from Martin. “Step on my corns again, it’s gone be some trouble…” (Followed by a Rick Flair “woooooo!”)

-Dewan Gibson

Beatking Ft. Danny Brown & RiFF RAFF: ‘Rambunctious’


I need to find a nightclub where they play this sort of music, preferably an 18 and over joint. Better yet, 18 for women to get in, 35 for guys.

-Dewan Gibson

Just One Of The Ways In Which Soulja Boy And I Differ

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Liquor Thief Confronted By Store Crew, Defends Honor


I know what it feels like to need a bottle or two in the daytime, but I can’t respect this. My parents own a bar and some fool tried to gank a few bottles of beer right out of their cooler. Good thing my brother, “Dallas Sexy,” was there to threaten him with death. But man, the guy in the video is lucky sista-friend was recording. He was about to take a bottle to the head. By the way, you can tell this brotha’s been pepper sprayed more than a few times. He took it like binaca and kept walking.

-Dewan Gibson

Naked Man Tackled On Field During MLB Game, May Have Suffered Ball Damage


My dream of doing this died when I turned 18 (not trying to go to jail naked and end up getting my chute taken), but I’ll always admire the courage of others who have little regard for the pain that comes with a carpet burn on deez nutz. (Deadspin)

-Dewan Gibson

Snoop Dogg ‘Sold Out’ For The Swagger Wagon Before Busta


Black Twitter erupted after church yesterday when Busta Rhymes’ video for Toyota’s “Swagger Wagon” hit the net. The general consensus was that Fat Back Busta is a sellout, though I’m guessing he wouldn’t be if he became a part-time pitchman for bad liquor like Puff Daddy. Plus he probably made more from this ad than he did the entire time he was on Cash Money Records. Anyway, Snoop started shouting out the Toyota Sienna mini-van back in 2011 through a paid tweet. But Snoop will sell anything, including Hot Pockets. What’s an old rapper to do? Both are over 40 and have four kids, they could probably use a minivan.


-Dewan Gibson