This Is How They Ride For Jesus In China
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
According to the Shangaiist, this is some sort of performance art and a rebellion against Chinese authority, though it looks more like severe dong endangerment. This is the same guy who went all “Lars And The Real Girl” and ran around bucknaked while holding a blowup doll.
-Dewan Gibson
Canadian Sings Star-Spangled Banner, Must Hate ‘Merica
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Canadian singer Alexis Normand tried to sing the Star-Spangled Banner at a hockey game. It was a disaster, or as George W. Bush would call it, “A declaration of war.” Of course the Drake-skinned brotha on the team had to laugh at her. Hold on…he kind of looks like me, no line-up and everything.
-Dewan Gibson
D-Wade Shows Up To Fan’s Prom, Wears Normal Slacks
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Sports
You can be over 30 and go to a prom if you’re a celebrity. But if a regular 33-year-old guy like me, who lives within five miles of four high schools, asks a girl to prom Chris Hansen might show up as an uninvited chaperone. That’s what’s wrong with America.
-Dewan Gibson
Twitter’s Spiritual Adviser Tyrese Lures Ginuwine Away From Lucrative Milk Ads
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Hip-Hop, Humor
For a second it looked like Tyrese was about to become the next Steve Harvey, eagerily dispensing shitty advice (often for a price) to masses of relationship meme-posting women looking for a nigga to go to a poetry jam with them and give applause via finger snaps. But now he’s formed a supergroup (LOL) with Tank, Ginuwine, and baby oil–creatively called TGT. Well, it’s good to see Ginuwine back at work.
-Dewan Gibson
Craig Robinson’s Tribute To Former NBA Player Derrick Rose
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Better known as the black guy from “The Office.”
-Dewan Gibson
Swedish Man Had Sex With Hornet’s Nest, Didn’t Live To Brag About It
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
How stupid can you be! Simple: If you live on a farm have sex with the sheep, not the hornet’s nest. Well, I bet the first sting or two felt good. From the International Business Times:
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet’s nest on his farm outside Ystad.
The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.
Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: “At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called ‘Hasse’ to ask what the hell he was doing.
“I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck. I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour.”
-Dewan Gibson
Yiken Is The New Twerking But With A Dry Hump Bonus
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
These dances are getting more and more freaky. Watch, the next one is going to be called “Cooter or Pooter.” Anyway, this dance is called Yiken and it originated in the Bay Area. Based on the video below white folks are early adopters (unlike twerking it doesn’t require fast-twitch muscle fibers). Man, this could get messy.
-Dewan Gibson
Watch: Man Steals Bike During Bike To Work News Story
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, News
He lacked a bike and maybe a job, but he still found a way to celebrate Bike To Work Day. You have to admire the brotha’s creativity…LeRoy Armstrong. Charles Ramsey would have caught him.
-Dewan Gibson
Good Morning: Watch A Red Panda Do Pullups
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Next thing you know he’ll be going to 24 Hour Fitness to take pictures of himself while pretending to work out.
-Dewan Gibson
Hero In Missing Girls Case Could Be The New Sweet Brown
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor
Charles Ramsey’s heroics led to the safe return of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight, all of whom had been missing for up to 10 years. But his perspective on interracial relationships is what’s going to make him more famous than historical black figures like Antoine Dodson and Sweet Brown.
“Bro, i knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here…DEAD GIVEAWAY, DEAD GIVEAWAY, DEEEEAD GIVEAWAY. Either she homeless or she got a problem. That’s the only reason she running to a black man!”
Damn, I’m so proud of my hometown. In just the past year or so alone, Bone has reunited, a Cleveland transit driver hit a passenger with the uppercut heard around the world, we’ve had numerous features on “The First 48″ and now people will be flocking to the city to interview Charles Ramsey (and maybe even help him finish relaxing his hair). LeBron who?
UPDATE: Here’s the link to Charles Ramsey’s “muthaf**kin” 911 call. And of course:
-Dewan Gibson
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