Woman Uses Hypnosis To Grow Breasts Three Cup Sizes
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Health, Women
In case you’re wondering most states don’t require hypnotherapists to be licensed, so you can get a titty growth through hypnosis business up and running today. From The Sun:
Single mum-of-three Ashley Weller, 26, was unhappy with her breasts so she went under to help “think” them bigger.
And she says she has gone from a size 36C to a 36E.
Hypnotherapist Felix Economakis said the mind can create blocks that stop women’s breasts growing.
He explained: “There are many reasons for these blocks. For instance, during puberty women associate big breasts with unwanted male attention when they were not emotionally ready.”
Ashley, of Crawley, West Sussex said: “I’ve always wanted bigger boobs. I was thinking of having a boob job operation but it looks like I won’t be needing one now.” She also lost 14st after having a gastric sleeve three years ago.
-Dewan Gibson
This Is Likely The Last Beyonce Post I’ll Ever Write
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
Beyonce’s on the cover of Vogue, Beyonce might come off the bench and play small forward for the Brooklyn Nets, Beyonce’s modeling for H&M, Beyonce was seen curling Michelle Obama’s bangs on the front stoop of an apartment building in Houston. In Beyonce’s name I pray…that this will be the last post I write about her (for awhile at least). She’s just doing too damn much. Enjoy.
-Dewan Gibson
Twerk Team Takes Over Someone’s Empty Apartment
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
Mizz Twerksum and Lady TT Luscious are now selling apparel. If you don’t own a Twerk Team skull cap, you ain’t shit.
-Dewan Gibson
To Whom Does This Donk Belong? Erykah Badu
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
I can’t say for certain, but this picture of Erykah Badu may very well be doctored. But if you’re like me and spend a lot of time online you’ll agree that Photoshop is nothing worse than implants for Internet junkies. If it’s “there” then it’s real. Plus her bubble as pictured above is not much different (if at all) than what she shows in the “Window Seat” video. This is just one of the issues that keeps me up at night.
-Dewan Gibson
Revealed: The Secret Behind Alexis Texas’ Negrophobia
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
Outside of the unknown circumstances behind the firing of former McDonald’s manager Calvin, Alexis Texas’ refusal to do black guys is the biggest unsolved mystery in Black America. Black Pacino from the Spizzy Blog was on the funny as hell Spic ‘N Spanish show to discuss the troublesome situation. From what I gathered, Alexis’ handlers (i.e. The Man), believed it would be a bad business decision if their white pride was to be mandingo’d. But now Alexis has her own company and is free to do whom she wants. She’s appeared in a Gucci Mane video and seems to be on her way to blackdom. That’s progress.
-Dewan Gibson
Random Hipster Thanks Women For ‘Showing Skin’
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
As I’ve said before, when it comes to facial hair there’s a thin line between hipster and creepy. This guy leans towards the latter and manages to do so without getting smacked, arrested, or losing his endorsement deal with Reebok.
-Dewan Gibson
Twerk Team Puts In Work To Juvenile’s ‘Back That Azz Up’
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
This was a collaboration just waiting to happen. Twerk Team and Juvenile go together like Darryl Hall and John Oates, HPV and people who were sexually active before the advent of Gardicil, fur shawls and Magic Johnson’s son…I’ll stop.
-Dewan Gibson
Heartbreaker Kate Upton Probably Not Going To Prom
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
These ask-a-famous-person to prom videos seem to be much more successful when the teen boys ask instructional video stars. Plus I imagine they’re more likely to put out for the right price or right amount of drugs. Think, kids! From the LAist:
L.A. high school senior Jake Davidson’s request for supermodel Kate Upton to be his date to his prom went viral, and Upton left the 17-year-old–and the public–hanging on her reply of “maybe.”
Upton said she was flattered, but she’d have to check her very busy schedule to see if she could make the May 23 date for the Milken Community High School prom.
This morning, both Fox News and the NY Post are reporting Upton is the heartbreaker who is saying no to the date.
-Dewan Gibson
More Former Tween Star Twerking Ft. Vanessa Hudgens
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
OK, maybe I’m using the term “twerking” a bit loosely with this video. It’s more of a pop with very little carbonation. But the effort should not go unrecognized. What happened to the good ol’ days when former child stars would entertain us with drug addictions?
-Dewan Gibson
Miley Cyrus Twerking In A Unicorn Costume
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Women
Miley’s hip control is actually pretty good. Man, I can’t believe she’s 20 and almost married. Feels like I just put her 18th birthday on my calendar yesterday. Anyway, nice use of fast-twitch muscle fiber and good moves overall, but her ass cheeks don’t appear to be controlled by a separate central nervous system, which any Twerk connoisseur would say is ideal.
-Dewan Gibson
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